Scene: Coffee shop GEORGE: I don't understand. Why would they PUNISH Tom Brady? JERRY: Because, he deflated the footballs, thus making it easier for the receivers to catch them. GEORGE: How would that make it easier? It's like catching a bag of flour! JERRY: Bags of flour are hard. GEORGE: Not if they're half-empty! JERRY: How would you know? GEORGE: My mother used to give me flour to eat when I was a child. She'd tell me it was powdered sugar. JERRY: Why were you eating either of those things? GEORGE: silence KRAMER ENTERS CARRYING CHINESE FOOD KRAMER: Konichiwa! JERRY: You know that's Japanese, right? KRAMER: Pauses, perplexed I really think you're wrong! GEORGE: You know you can't bring outside food in here, right? KRAMER: George, soon EVERY place will serve this kind of food! Don't you watch Fox News? The Chinese are gaining on us every day! I'm trying to acclimate to the cuisine! JERRY: What the hell are you doing watching Fox News? KRAMER: They're quite passionate. JERRY: Anyway, I gotta go meet up with Sarah. Things are really moving along! GEORGE: Really? You think she may be the one? JERRY: Eh... not quite there yet. Right now she's the four. GEORGE: Wow... a four. I've never had a four. JERRY: You were engaged... GEORGE: Thinks for a second oh yeah. JERRY: There's one thing I noticed, though. I had to borrow her phone to text Elaine, and when I typed "It's Jerry," it autocorrected my name to "Chupacabra." GEORGE: What does that mean? JERRY: Apparently it's a mythical Mexican monster that eats livestock. I have no idea why she'd call me that. KRAMER: Does she have any livestock? JERRY: We live in New York City. KRAMER: Well, she could live in Brooklyn. Have you seen what's become of that place? People in beards and overalls? They have acres of pasture! It's like Kansas! Jerry and George exchange puzzled looks ELAINE enters and sits down. The group greets her ELAINE: You are never going to BELIEVE what happened to me today. So I'm just about to leave work, and this guy I work with offers to sell me a LIVESTRONG BRACELET. He has a whole basket of them! Can you believe that? JERRY: How could ANYONE support a cure for cancer? ELAINE: No! He was a fraud! Armstrong has been completely discredited! JERRY: So? He still has his foundation! He still had cancer! KRAMER: ...Allegedly. ELAINE: I cannot support someone who has a reputation built on lies. GEORGE: Why? Mine is. ELAINE: Yes, George. You're a pinnacle of the community. GEORGE: You know, I used to wear one of those before Armstrong was exposed. Women used to love it. It made me look so... giving. GEORGE pauses Wait a second. Are there any other charities that give out bracelets? JERRY: Here we go. GEORGE: If I could find a bracelet for breast cancer... that's even better than the cancer Armstrong had! ELAINE: Well, I'm glad I could help you find a way to defile a woman's body philosophically so you can do it physically. GEORGE: Triumphantly Ho HOO! Exit GEORGE MONK'S MANAGER approaches KRAMER MANAGER: Excuse me. You can't bring outside food in here. KRAMER: Well, I couldn't find any on YOUR menu! You'd better lockstep or this place is gonna be Mao Zewild hand gestureGONE. MANAGER: Take it outside, or I'm gonna take YOU outside. KRAMER: Well, let's see what the PEOPLE have to say about this! snaps to attention Au revoir! KRAMER and MANAGER leave in opposite directions ELAINE: Hey, look, he left his fortune cookie! JERRY: Elaine, don't. You know how seriously he takes those things. He thinks they're real fortunes. ELAINE: Oh, come on! JERRY: Hey, you've been warned. ELAINE: ELAINE eats the cookie, shaking her head in disbelief. She reads the fortune "Try again later?" JERRY shrugs. ELAINE looks confused