Scene: Coffee shop *GEORGE: I don't understand. Why would they PUNISH Tom Brady? *JERRY: Because, he deflated the footballs, thus making it easier for the receivers to catch them. *GEORGE: How would that make it easier? It's like catching a bag of flour! *JERRY: Bags of flour are hard. *GEORGE: Not if they're half-empty! *JERRY: How would you know? *GEORGE: My mother used to give me flour to eat when I was a child. She'd tell me it was powdered sugar. *JERRY: Why were you eating either of those things? *GEORGE: *silence KRAMER ENTERS CARRYING CHINESE FOOD *KRAMER: Konichiwa! *JERRY: You know that's Japanese, right? *KRAMER: *Pauses, perplexed I really think you're wrong! GEORGE: You know you can't bring outside food in here. *KRAMER: George, soon EVERY place will serve this kind of food! Don't you watch Fox News? The Chinese are gaining on us every day! I'm trying to acclimate to the cuisine! *JERRY: What the hell are you doing watching Fox News? *KRAMER: They're quite passionate. *JERRY: Anyway, I gotta go meet up with Sarah. Things are really moving along! *GEORGE: Really? You think she may be the one? *JERRY: Eh... not quite there yet. Right now she's the four. *GEORGE: Wow... a four. I've never had a four. *JERRY: You were engaged... *GEORGE: *Thinks for a second oh yeah. JERRY: There's one thing I noticed, though. I had to borrow her phone to text Elaine, and when I typed "It's Jerry," it autocorrected my name to "Chupacabra." *GEORGE: What does that mean? *JERRY: Apparently it's a mythical Mexican monster that eats livestock. I have no idea why she'd call me that. *KRAMER: Does she have any livestock? *JERRY: We live in New York City. *KRAMER: Well, she could live in Brooklyn. Have you seen what's become of that place? People in beards and overalls? They have acres of pasture! It's like Kansas! * *Jerry and George exchange puzzled looks. ELAINE enters and sits down. The group greets her* ELAINE: You are never going to BELIEVE what happened to me today. So I'm just about to leave work, and this guy I work with offers to sell me a LIVESTRONG BRACELET. He has a whole basket of them! Can you believe that? *JERRY: How could ANYONE support a cure for cancer? *ELAINE: No! He was a fraud! Armstrong has been completely discredited! *JERRY: So? He still has his foundation! He still had cancer! *KRAMER: ...Allegedly. *ELAINE: I cannot support someone who has a reputation built on lies. *GEORGE: Why? Mine is. *ELAINE: Yes, George. You're a pinnacle of the community. *GEORGE: You know, I used to wear one of those before Armstrong was exposed. Women used to love it. It made me look so... giving. *GEORGE pauses Wait a second. Are there any other charities that give out bracelets? JERRY: Here we go. *GEORGE: If I could find a bracelet for breast cancer... that's even better than the cancer Armstrong had! *IELAINE: Well, I'm glad I could help you find a way to defile a woman's body philosophically so you can do it physically. *GEORGE: Triumphantly Ho HOO! *Exit GEORGE. MONK'S MANAGER approaches KRAMER MANAGER: Excuse me. You can't bring outside food in here. *KRAMER: Well, I couldn't find any on YOUR menu! You'd better lockstep or this place is gonna be Mao Zewild hand gestureGONE. *MANAGER: Take it outside, or I'm gonna take YOU outside. *KRAMER: Well, let's see what the PEOPLE have to say about this! *snaps to attention Au revoir! KRAMER and MANAGER leave in opposite directions ELAINE: Hey, look, he left his fortune cookie! *JERRY: Elaine, don't. You know how seriously he takes those things. He thinks they're real fortunes. *ELAINE: Oh, come on! *JERRY: Hey, you've been warned. *ELAINE eats the cookie, shaking her head in disbelief. She reads the fortune ELAINE: "Try again later?" *JERRY shrugs. ELAINE looks confused