Elon Musk endorses Sean Caroll

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know /u/Monomorphic graduated top of his class in ReddiquetteTM, and he's been involved in numerous secret raids on corporate shills like Sean Carroll, and he has over 300 confirmed upvotes. He is trained in gorilla redditing and he's the top skeptic in the entire Em Drive army. You are nothing to him but just another non believer. He will wipe you the fuck out with precision downvotes and reports the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak /u/Monomorphic is contacting his secret network of moderators across /r/EmDrive and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. He can be anywhere, anytime, and he can downvote you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only is he extensively trained in unarmed whining, but he has access to the entire arsenal of screenshots of you saying mean things and he will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. He will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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