"Every workplace should unionize"

Please no. Do some basic research on what Public sector unions have done to American bureaucracy and governmental efficiency.

Every private sector workplace should have the right to unionize. But in 2017, plenty shouldn't actually unionize. There are plenty of unions out there that cause far more problems than they solve. I respect the ones that are successful, especially in high risk trades, but suggesting that all workplaces should unionize is asinine.

Please balance your Marx and Krugman with some Friedman and Smith. Hell, even Ray Dalio had some really valuable insights on the practical mechanics of an economy and how the cycle of leveraging/deleveraging debt affects business and workers.

If you want to suggest that I somehow am ignorant of difficult jobs you might want to pick a different target. I work with a big-4 firm as an accountant and am currently working hours that make 60 hours/week look like heaven.

You are correct on one point however: I am definitely a capitalist swine.