Ugh, this "story" literally made me vomit on my mouth. Not only because of the dramatic acronyms, but the fuckin bullshit is so thick I couldn't breath. A-I personally wouldn't brag (threw the $300 around WAY 2 MUCH) about having a "custom" skateboard for a few months and showing the pic of a skateboard that hasn't even seen any pavement. B: Calling someone else entitled while one mentions WAY TOO MANY times the cost of said object.... But the CRINGE sets in when your punk fuckin ass is so so cheap you can't walk six steps off the train and expect a local to Obey your directions... C. EM would have kicked your ass in a dark alley you little bitch D. You have the world entirely backwards, bro. E. Any normal person would casually stepped off the bus, grabbed his skateboard and 9 x out of 100,000 wouldn't have had an issue. F. Grow up and take responsibility for your actions. Life's going to be a lot easier...or just ride your skateboard...it's pretty hard to randomly "forget" when one actually goes skateboarding. G. Ask your dad to GO buy homey a skateboard, he, he obviously has more passion than you'll ever have.