Eme Aqui

Because the legitimate security guard that took classes on you know how to protect the fucking place might be catholic!! OH NOOOOO Those catholic germs are fucking cancerous to your spiritual health. What if he over steps his position and Begins to feel like he isn’t getting paid enough and begins to rummage through what mah boi NaSsAl congestion considers to be precious material items.kinda Like the coffin they bought for the worthless body that belonged to mah boi Sammyele _^ The catholic security guard only has to get a lil curious to find some meth pies that were converted to strap ons? Maybe some ropes tied to starving children? Shit maybe some wild shit that my Christian since birth mind can’t even comprehend like a original pressing of the satanic bible signed by Anton Lavey? And inside the book he might even find a picture of mah boi nasal giving mah other boi Marilyn Menson a lil QuickTime ;) Shit I’d cut my own pp to be in between them ;) In all These are all probs the least of mah boi nasals concerns considering he can explain it all away by saying the Catholic Church is trying to bring me down, right after breaking down and crying about it like a lil bitch that can’t find her mom in the maze that is Wally World! He’s probs losing sleep thinking the CATHOLIC security Guard is going to steal the hearts and souls of his weak minded followers. After befriending them by being a good friend, he can be begin to talk about his religious beliefs? It’s not nasals fault that he is more paranoid than hitler while he was about to take a cyanide pill to end his life because he knew he was WRONG? I’m just trying to say STOP TRIPPING AND GIVE MAH BOI NASAL A BREAK , He doesn’t know what these fucking dirty ass people from the world be trying to sneak in or out. So it’s best to avoid them like the bubonic plague. Such sarc ;):

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