It's the end of your senior year in college and you're on the verge of failing. The Dean of your school approaches and tells you that you have to the chance to pass everything by telling your craziest college story. What do you tell him?

Took a spontaneous road trip to Alabama so my roommate could win back his high school sweetheart.

The week consisted of us living in a trailer and going to parties every night. They didn't have a working shower or toilet so I had to use a truck stop down the street. The trailer park's landlord didn't recognize my vehicle and towed it. I didn't know that as I was at a party at the time. Came home wasted, freaked out that my car is gone and called the cops.

There I was, 19 years old, drunk off my ass, trying to explain to different city's cop what happened. Paid $80 I didn't have to get my car back.

Got kicked out of a party because my roommate and his girl were caught having sex right out in the open. I was really pissed about that because I met this dude who looked just like Christian Bale.

Smoke weed out of a gravity bong for the first time. Was too stoned so I had my roommate drive us in my car and he got pulled over for speeding.

Spent the last night on mushrooms laying on the trailer floor watching "Blazing Saddles"

10/10 would do again.

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