I've seen a lot of dumb shit on the internet today. But for some reason... Maybe it's my ignorance, maybe the alcohol... But you are the one that I couldn't ignore.

This is just sausage. Have you ever seen sausage? It's this. Literally what's in the picture is sausage. Are Americans the only one's who eat sausage? It's just us fat fucks? Us, who have no real food of our own but just incorporate other nations foods into our culture? We're the gross ones? And sausage made you think that? Just... Sausage. That's the thing that made you think "oh this has to be American."

Or... Now that I think about it... Maybe it's the mass production of sausage you may find disgusting. Which you would be right. Hmmmm if that's the case statement withdrawn. But if not... Just be glad I'm only 6 whiskey sours into my evening, or I would unleash such a tirade of meaningless, empty, internet babble that you would know which end of the go fuck yourself stick to insert first.