3. Ernest Cline, author of "Ready Player One", wrote a "poem" years ago. It's calle...

Ernest Cline, author of "Ready Player One", wrote a "poem" years ago. It's called "Nerd Porn Auteur". Enjoy.

His porn starlets will "come in all shapes and sizes" and yet he's shitting on certain shapes and sizes in the first half of whatever this is. And how does he know that those girls are "vacuum-headed"? Is it because they're not "four-eyed" and don't have braces? Because glasses, braces and student storyline are so uncommon in porn anyway... And in this fantasy of his are these "4.0 GPA, Mensa card in their purses" women just actresses who play the part of smart women or is he complaining because there aren't many actresses with these qualifications?

My god, the cringe is so strong that there's something to be said about literally every line of this mess. Summa cum laude, baby... Too busy working on their PhD to go to the gym... like just shut the fuck up, creep, you're not fooling anyone

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Dealer's Choice by George RR Martin. This character appears one other time in the whole book THIS is how you introduce a young female character. No mention at all of boobs. All the Pretty Horses by Cormac McCarthy. Ah yes, gotta make sure your underage love interest doesn’t make your male hero seem like a creep. So close to a realization. Comics writing women. Yes because Women definitely write like this... Ya boi Stephen King at it again. Not wasting any time on page 4 of "The Long Walk" Fondly reminiscing upon the time that some random hunter raped her (Fools Crow - James Welch) “Sometimes I think every man wants to be a writer...” (Fireman by Joe Hill) Yes...because no women have ever been statisticians. Also going to need a sample size for that "most females" group he refers to. Dude got mad that the characters aren't sexy enough and Hideo actually dous a decent job of writing women, the post edited post was him saying "the woman aren't sexy enough and why is he getting influenced by the trashy western media" Dude got mad that the characters aren't sexy enough and Hideo actually dous a decent job of writing women, the post edited post was him saying "the woman aren't sexy enough and why is he getting influenced by the trashy western media" Only men have humour, women just talk about how they look I guess sometimes they get it right [META] Can we be honest about generalizing men for a second? Somebody may have already posted this, but whatever

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