Ernie solves the Pao situation

Guidelines for a Theoretical Protest. Codenamed: Operation Divinity

1.) All participants will need to create new usernames that contain a special codeword to identify them as brothers in arms. Such as 'Torpedo' or 'Bojangles'.

2.) Participants will need to print a picture of the proposed target, or use a device such as a tablet PC to open a picture of the target in a web browser.

3.) Participants will need to masturbate onto the picture/device, or perform a similar lewd act such as deification. Once the picture is sufficiently slathered with the substance of their choice, the participant will need to take a picture of their masterpiece and upload it to an image hosting site (Imgur for example) and save the link to their image.

4.) On a designated date and time, participants will proceed to mass upload their pictures to specific subreddits for a duration of 15-30 minutes at a time, then switch to another subreddit. This ensures that, in the event a subreddit is temporarily shut down, the flow of pictures is not interrupted. It also prevents mass bans from being effective in stopping the protest early.

5.) The goal is to achieve maximum visibility, so the primary targets will be default subreddits and subreddits that have a continuous stream of registered and unregistered user traffic.

6.) A special protest related Twitter or Facebook account will be created and used to direct the participants to the targeted subreddit, as well as provide updates on the status of the operation.

7.) The protest will end after a predesignated time, or when objective has been completed. In the event Reddit temporarily revokes posting privileges or the site is taken down, it will be taken as an admission of their defeat.

Of course, this isn't something that could ACTUALLY happen, right?

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