"We're not really sure how to tell you this," Chad was more nervous than he imagined he'd be and wished Chet would continue for them. As if feeling the cue, Chet began. "We wanted you to hear it from us first, " Chet sounded confident but Chad new his fear disguised. "Well spit it out," said Gandalf normally the more patient one. "Well," Chet's voice cracked slightly, "the simple truth is... Chad and I are blue wizards." The three others faced them; White, Grey, and Brown. It was the Grey's response which came strongest. "Why would you choose to be Blue?" "Have you tried NOT being blue?" piped the White. "It's not something we choose!" shouted Chad in a volume that surprised him. "This is from all that time they spend with the Elves. I told you this would happen." Saruman adjusted his robes. Radagast approached them and embraced them. Gandalf began again. "Wouldn't you rather to be a mauve or a somber beige? Something a little less... " "What Gandalf? Less what?" "Less.... Primary....." Gandalf's face caved in disappointment. Sauroman coughed in the background. "How dare you...." began Chet, his meridian high collared vest beginning to ruffle, "we supported your choice to be Grey." "Where did you learn of this?!" Gandalf shouted, the skies bleeding swirls. "Grey," said Chad, "he said Grey." "Oh," the overhead storms calmed. But Chad's temper had already gotten the best of him. "You know what? We'll just go." Small noises, barely passing for argument to Chad's outburst, passed from the trio's lips. "Well go then," mumbled Gandalf. "Oh, we will." said Chad. "Fine then, go. " "We're going. " "Good." "Yes it is." "OK then. " "Fine. Come along, Chet. Let's go." Chad took Chet by the hand then and sauntered off disapprovingly. "What a bunch of bitches," grumbled Gandalf. "Agreed," agreed Saruman, "let us never speak of them again." "Should we feed their Eagles while they're gone?" asked Radagast. "Pfft, fucking Eagles, who needs them? Not this guy." Saurumon's thumbs cranked towards him. And they all laughed into the freeze frame.