European, hot mf, unroastable

The only thing keeping you from looking like a mid-pubescent teen boy are those disgusting rust colored pubes on your face forming a neck beard.

You look like you’re here to invite me to your churches Christian rock concert after shaking my hand and thanking me for fucking your wife.

Not to mention your so starved of human contact and interaction that you’ll stoop to posting on this sub just for someone to notice and talk about you.

The fact you think you’re hot makes me certain you don’t leave the house enough or at least compare yourself to your peers lol. I bet you get friend zoned cuz you think you’re worth it to women who would never want to be with you.

And last but most certainly not least; nobody likes gingers. Nobody finds gingers attractive. Nobody wants to marry or fuck or be friends with gingers. If nazis only wanted gingers, the world would’ve let them have their way. Just saying.

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