Have you ever heard people talking about you behind your back? What did they say?

I've had this account for a while and have never posted but this... oh this. So when I was around 12 or 13 I had a sleepover with three of my best friends. We always slept in the back house at my friends house which is where we were that night. Two of my friends and I decided we were hungry so we went to go make some food in the main house kitchen. All is going well until it comes to deciding what to make. I was starving and insisted on one food (maybe cereal? can't remember) and my other friend insisted on pasta, which required using numerous utencils and waiting ten or so minutes (this was not her house, mind you). Long story short, things get tense, my friends gang up on me, and I declare that I'm not hungry anymore and was going to the back house. Now, in order to go to the back house you had to walk through the living room which was next to the kitchen and in front of the door was a long couch. I thought it would be really funny if I appeared to walk out, quickly slam the door, except instead of leaving I hid inside the couch in the door. Oh, was that a bad decision. So the idiot I am, I have now cornered myself in the most awkward situation because, as one might expect, my two friends just start shitting on me about how I'm always hungry, can't control my appetite, have a bad temper blah blah blah. So now I'm crouched behind a couch with fucking viagra falls bursting through my tear ducts. There is literally no way I can leave discretely. So I went for dramatics, made a big scene, stood up looked them dead in the eyes, didn't say anything and slammed the door shut. This was around one in the morning so no one could go home and needless to say it made for a very awkward sleepover...

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