I'm gonna get shat on for this. disclaimer: I've currently got four dogs. three of which are rescues.

I killed the dog of a female "acquaintance". she lived right next door in high school, we both had all the same classes, you can guess what the extent of our relationship was based on. almost 15 years ago at this point.

there was no fence between our houses when we moved in, just huge hedges / bushes. we hadn't lived there long and didn't have the time to put a fence up before winter rolled around since her backyard looked like a flea market. it was actually a really nice neighborhood too..

background on the dog: she had a Chinese crested. one of those little hairless bastards. she'd carry the fucker around constantly and whenever I'd try to pet it, it'd bite and scratch the ever living shit out of me. so going back to the bushes thing, it found a way to come from its yard to mine, and eventually found its way through the dog door for our similarly sized dogs. being that we just moved in to a decent house from barely a step above homeless, the carpet was pearly white and new. this little dog liquishit so much that I couldn't walk from the stairs to the door without stepping in it. I'd never seen so much shit in my life. I was only gone about four hours so it wasn't a repeat occurrence.

I call her up, ask wtf, since my dogs weren't home... I ask her if her parents could pay for it. we were friendly, but she basically said fuck you it's your fault my dog shit all over the place. okay, whatever. i'll go rent a rug doctor and clean the shit up. I just won't invite you over after midnight anymore. couple more days pass and the same goddamn thing happens. this time I get super pissed, ask her parents to pay for it this time, and still get told to fuck off.

I'd had it. the fucker bites, scratches, barks, and shits liquefied ass all over my dad's new white carpet. something needed to be done. I went down to the store bought a bag of frozen meatballs, soaked them in antifreeze and gold cleaner, and lobbed them over the fence. I'd be lying if I said I felt bad about it. it caused our brand new carpet to need replacing, after a rug doctor and two commercial cleaners tried, the once snow white carpet was now a nice hickory color. bitch and her parents wouldn't pay for the cleaning nor the carpet.