I turned 21 and was single, so I wanted to go out and find a prostitute. I went to an Asian massage parlor. I was nervous as hell, and when a lady answered the door I stammered something and entered. I walked by a big scary Asian dude and kept my head down. She brought me in a back room, told me to take off all my clothes, and gave me a robe to wear.

First step was a shower table, she scrubbed me from head to toe, paying special attention to the wobbly bits, rinsed me off, and handed me a towel. I dried off and she led me to a room where I got one of the best massages I ever had.

After about 20 minutes, she sat down and ask me, "what else would you like? 20/40/60."

I had no idea what the money referred to, so I asked. 20 for a handjob, 40 for a blowjob, 60 for a blowjob and a fuck. Of course I went with the 60. I paid her and she left the room, came back in, and gave me a tremendous blow job. She laid back on the table and I was like "hold on, I need to grab my condoms" She laughed and pointed at my dick, apparently she had put one on for the bj and I didn't even notice (did I mention I was nervous?)

The sex was nothing to write home about, I got off pretty quick. She took off the condom and cleaned me up, followed by a quick massage and we were done. She tousled my hair and grinned as I was walking out. I gave her the rest of the money in my wallet, because fuck it this was a one and done thing and I felt guilty for the whole thing, and headed on my way. Between the massage, sex, and tip it wound up being about $200.

10/10 would do again if I was single.