Have you ever taken your clothes off at a non-sexual party? How many people saw?

A drunk roommate of mine was angrily looking for their metronome at a house party and being very unpleasant to the rest of us, given that it was such a minor thing. They found it (it had been knocked over next to the piano) and sat down to practice music in a passive aggressive huff. When they went to turn it on, I pulled my dick out and stood behind them swinging it against my hips in a steady WAP-WAP-WAP-WAP. When he noticed, I gave him the "Oh. I thought you needed a metronome." Plenty of people saw, and reacted with humor since said friend was being so childish. Thankfully said friend has since realized they are assholes when drunk, and a better pianist sober.

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