Excited for the olympics??

Coverage in the US usually goes down a list of priorities.

1) Coverage of the drama around ice skating (winter), or women's gymnastics (summer). 2) Coverage of ice skating, or women's gymnastics. 3) Coverage of the biggest stories of the olympics (aka, the most dramatic). 4) Coverage of popular olympic athletes. 5) Coverage of other (US and non-US) athletes that have dramatic storylines. 6) Coverage of US athletes in events the US is expected to do well in. 7) Coverage of events that the US is expected to do well in. 8) Recaps of previous ice skating, or women's gymnastics. 9) Recaps of previous events that the US did well in. 10) Coverage of US athletes in events that the US expected to do poorly in. 11) Coverage of events that the US is expected to do poorly in.

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