Explain the plot of Marvel's 'Avengers' movie to me, like you're one of the members of The Beatles

To the rhythm of penny lane:

Out in space there is Loki stealing tesserects

From every place he's had the pleasure to go.

And all the people that come and go Try to send him home.

On the corner is a scientist with a motorcar,

And little children laugh at him behind his back.

And the scientist wears a suit

With sleeves that shoot, very strange.

Steve Rogers is in a big cube of ice.

There beneath the blue suburban skies

He sits, and meanwhile back

In shield main base there is an Asgardian with an tesserect,

And in his pocket is a staff that's magical.

He likes to keep his magic staff near,

It's close to heart.

(Then the middle of the movie happens)

All this ash is in my ears and in my eyes.

As aliens get blown up.

In summer. Meanwhile back

Behind the shelter in the middle of the stark tower

The pretty suit is fighting with a god.

And though he feels as if he's in a play,

He fights anyway.

In N.Y.C the hulk kills another ship,

We see the suit flying with a bomb.

And then they win the war

And eat some shwarma - very strange.

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