The funny part:
DeepWoods: I pull an electric rod from the kinky drawer
DeepWoods: And trace it over her breasts. "Do you want me to turn this on"
KevorkianRoulette: I twitch. The rod makes even me a little nervous.
Cristin-85: no sir
DeepWoods: "It's gonna shock you hard. And you deserve it for sliding back"
DeepWoods: Come back to my cock, and if you slide back one more time... I brandish the rod threateningly
Cristin-85: but sir, i have to...
Cristin-85: theother master told me to...
KevorkianRoulette: "I told you to think about it. You made the choice."
DeepWoods: I turn on the rod, and hold it inches away from your nipples. If it touches you it will shock you.
DeepWoods: I guess you must wonder "Who are you mroe afraid of?
KevorkianRoulette: "And when you choose, you're always wrong."
DeepWoods: The rod moves closer to your nipples.
DeepWoods: 3
DeepWoods: 2
KevorkianRoulette: I position myself between her legs again, teasing at her entrance with the head once mkre.
DeepWoods: 1...
KevorkianRoulette: "You better do what he says. Is getting fucked worth it?"
DeepWoods: I touch the tip of the electric rod to her nipple. Electricity arcs with a loud Crack!
Cristin-85: sorry guys, had to leave, phone call....
KevorkianRoulette: "Goddamn." I watch her reaction with excitement.
Cristin-85 left the chat 14 minutes ago
DeepWoods: I stare in puzzlement as she suddenly pulls out a cell phone, not reacting to the shock
KevorkianRoulette: I think we scared her.
DeepWoods: Hahaha what because of the electric rod
KevorkianRoulette: goes for a high-five
DeepWoods: And suddenly vanishes into nothingness.
DeepWoods: I stare across the room at you, boner slowly drooping. "What just happened?"
DeepWoods: I return your high five hesitantly, but still a little spooked.
KevorkianRoulette: "Is it the Rapture? I think she just got raptured."
DeepWoods: "Do you think the electric rod makes people dissapear?"
KevorkianRoulette: "I dunno." I eye the rod warily. "Sounds like a damn crazy design flaw."
DeepWoods: I hesitantly turn the electric rod on, touching it to a chair. CRACK, an arc of light hits the wood.
KevorkianRoulette: I watch, eyes wide, for any change.
DeepWoods: Maybe...maybe it only works on people?
DeepWoods: I look around the room for animals to test it on
KevorkianRoulette: "No! Fuck, I know! The phone. We're in the goddamn Matrix."
DeepWoods: I'm not that kinky, there are no animals in my Kink Drawer unfortunately.
KevorkianRoulette: "Watch out for double cats and men in suits and shit." I glance around nervously.
DeepWoods: Is...is the phone still here? Or did it disappear with her?
DeepWoods: I grip the electric rod tightly, glancing nervously around for double cats and men in suits
KevorkianRoulette: "I think it disappeared. No...no, that's a shoe. I...here!" I loft the phone triumphantly
DeepWoods: I tap my cheek carefully. "If we were in the matrix, would her phone disappear or not?"
DeepWoods: Careful with that phone man, for all you know that's what makes people disappear...
KevorkianRoulette: Poking at it, checking for last number dialed... "It's an item in the computer simulation so it sticks around...and this number has a triple-zero area code. Fishy, no?"
DeepWoods: "That is fishy...Suddenly, the phone starts ringing again. I look at you, eyes wide with fear.
DeepWoods: Do...do we answer?
KevorkianRoulette: "Only one way to see who it is." I grip the phone nervously. "If I disappear, dude, it was good double-teaming with you."
KevorkianRoulette: I press the Answer button.
DeepWoods: ...
DeepWoods: ...
DeepWoods: I stare in horror as K disappears. The phone false to the ground.
DeepWoods: Silently, I open my Kink Drawer, grab a pair of gloves, pick up the phone, wrap it in an XL condom, and put it in my kink drawer. Then I put on my clothes, and walk out.
DeepWoods: Every day since, I've waited for it to ring again. I'm not sure what I'll do when it does.