Fact

When I was in middle school, I've been friends with this girl, let's call her Samantha for the sake of the story. So we've been friends for 2 years then during in the middle of the school year, a transfer student was introduced to us by our teacher, Emily was her name. After several weeks Sam started to hang out with the Emily, she gave more time to her than all of our friends. At first, I just thought that maybe she was just being kind to the new girl and she will eventually introduce her to our group but it went on. One weekend, I was out to get some chips when I saw both of them holding hands inside a cafe. I was infuriated because I had a huge crush on Sam. So I decided to be a man and confronted them but please do not let this lesbian story distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.

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