So, the definition of "literally" was actually changed to not mean "literally." Crazy, right? It can mean literally, or it can be an adjective to describe to express emphasis while not actually be true. Also, picking apart words is "I have no point to base my assumptions on" 101.

I would be willing to bet it's never come up behind my back? First of all, I'm not a virgin. Second of all, I've been in plenty of conversations behind people's back and never once did we call someone a virgin. If anything, the traits that would cause someone to think they were a virgin are plenty to make fun of if you are so inclined. Thirdly, I'm an adult lol

Who is applying real pressure to you about this? How old are you? At what point in your life did those questions come up? Job interviews? First dates? Dude at the gym? I'm really curious if it comes up that often why don't you just lie? It's not like someone is going to read your dick like an oil dipstick to see if you've put it anywhere. Maybe you should take your own advice?

I will go ahead and say maybe it extends into very early 20s. Just high school is probably wrong, so if you are around that age don't worry bro, it gets better.