Fake Colonel Goes Into Recruiting Office Looking For Free Ride

Did you laugh so hard that you forgot how to correctly employ punctuation, and, unfortunately, shortly thereafter, began using emojis as if one were actually am adolescent with no reliable grasp on reality?

See? See how stupid it sounds to try to use synonyms to try qualify the following sentiment based on the number of syllables in my following statement: you're a fucking idiot kid with no grasp on reality or understanding of the English language. And unfortunately your parents enabled this behavior, hiding by the fact you definitely still reside within their residence at no personal expense.

I actually write for a living. So you're not going to sound quite as cool here alongside me as you do within your own head. You know there's a term for that, right? Of course you don't - you're 12. It's called delusions of grandeur. It's a trait that can actually be endearing on the right person. But on you? lol

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