Far too many eye-related phrases don't make any fucking sense

Wow, it's like that guy didn't diagnose OP. He didn't. It sounds like OP is either unable to gleam emotions from eyes, or he doesn't know what metaphors are. Either way, it sounds like they aren't able to perceive something that naturally and subconsciously comes to most people. Hence "Have you considered".

"Oh no! My chest is hurting!"

"You might be having a heart attack."

"Actually, before doctors diagnose someone as having a heart attack, a blood test needs to be done, and usually more evidence. I cannot be having a heart attack."

Okay, buddy. He just saw that OP shows signs that he cannot comprehend certain emotions or abstract thinking, and thought it might be a symptom of it.

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