Not so fast Morty, you heard your mom. We’ve got adventures to go on Morty just you and me, and sometimes your sister and sometimes your mom but never your dad. You wanta know why Morty? Because he crossed me. Oh it gets darker Morty, welcome to darkest year of our adventures. First thing that’s different, no more dad Morty. He threatened to turn me into the government so I made him and the government go away. I’ve replaced them both as the de facto patriarch of your family and your universe. Your mom wouldn’t have accepted me if I came home without you and your sister so now you know the real reason I rescued you. I just took over the family Morty and if you tell your mom or sister I said any of this I’ll deny it and they’ll take my side because I’m a hero Morty and now you’ve got to do whatever I say Morty, forever! And I’ll go out and I’ll find some more of that Mulan Szechuan teriyaki dipping sauce Morty, because that’s what this is all about Morty, that’s my one armed man. I’m not driven by avenging my dead family Morty, that was fate, I’m driven by finding that McNugget sauce. I want that Mulan McNugget sauce Morty, that’s my series arch Morty even if it takes nine seasons. I want my McNugget dipping sauce, Szechuan sauce Morty. That’s going to take us all the way to end Morty, nine more seasons Morty. Nine more seasons until I get that dipping Szechuan sauce. 97 more years Morty. I want that McNugget sauce Morty.