SEC: TAMU

Big 12: Texas Tech. Wife graduated from there. The Johnny Football/Kingsbury combo was straight myrder. Plus, Kliff is dreamy as fuck. You just get lost in his eyes.

ACC: Clemson. Whenever A&M played them in mid-00s, they had great fans. I like their coach. I fantasize about A&M becoming what Clemson has become in football.

PAC: Washington St. Leach wakes up in the morning and pisses excellence.

Big 10: Penn St. Best unis in the game. That's literally my sole reasoning.

ACC: Virginia Tech. I had good experiences with their fans. At the time, I remarked that Hokies and Aggies were kindred spirits.