I feel like I'm going to die alone

Relax okay, everyone dies alone... unless you're in a nuclear strike or something like that, is that what you want?!? You want others to die with you, what's wrong with you!!! That's very pharaohnic of you... yeah sure its not enough that you die yourself, all those slaves gotta be killed just so they can polish your sandals in the afterlife.

I'll tell you a little secret, you're acting really childish and silly, you didn't lose the one, how could you... because you are the one.

Next time just grab them by the pussy and say you don't want to see her after 10 minutes as you don't have any intention for commitment and you don't believe in love because people are shallow and so you don't feel its worth investing in another person as people do not deserve your feelings, then ya smack her bum. Bam!! Sorted!

If you ever find someone that you true love and all that, DON'T discuss how you feel and all that.. instead sprinkle some salt on her head and let magic do the rest. Also smack her bum if you want to accelerate, if she slaps you say ah i was kidding and just do it again, if she slaps again, you say ah i was just kidding and do it again, repeat until success.

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