Update: She's now gotten her scuzzy boyfriend ( he's also dating her twin... I just don't get it ) to sign her out of the hospital. She reeked of alcohol and has a black eye ( which I unfortunately gave her ) and didn't seem to remember a thing. She just bats her blond lashes and gets herself out of trouble every single time.

She came in ( I SWEAR she had something on the way over, probably in one of her stashes ) with him and called me downstairs, where they were busy doing... stuff. She asked me if I wanted to join and call my boyfriend over ( The one I recently broke up with, her memory is shot )and I told her to GTFO.

It's 7:31 in the morning and I have to wake up to this bs? This isn't really my house ( belongs to a friend I stay with pretty often ) but I think they got the point and booked it.

I'm supposed to move in here for the next few months but

WHAT THE ACTUAL...

I'm just trying to watch some netflix and scarf down some breakfast.

I hope I've never done that while drunk, though I probably have back in my University days. Maybe even recently.

I never really felt like drinking today but that was definitely a deterrent. I also can't otherwise I can't go running and I'm determined to beat one of my friends.