Congratulations to Ms. ZhugeTsuki for saying that she acts in the public interest. That decidedly wins the prize for being the most flippant and worthless thing I've ever heard. As you read this letter, bear in mind that there are many points of general dissatisfaction and dispute that should not, on any account, be overlooked in the discussion of the subjects here presented. One of these is that we need to keep our eyes on her. Otherwise, she'll glorify inimical, suppressive, murderous governments as the ideologically correct alternative to all other possibilities eventually. If that thought doesn't send chills down your spine then you are dead to the love of freedom. The rest of us are concerned that ZhugeTsuki has delivered exactly the opposite of what she had previously promised us. Most notably, her vows of liberation turned out to be masks for oppression and domination. And, almost as troubling, ZhugeTsuki's vows of equality did little more than convince people that ZhugeTsuki's habitués are lower than effete, mingy mooncalves. They are sophomoric, inhumane sad sacks. Those who support their treatises or help create the aberrant atmosphere needed for them to address what is, in the end, a nonexistent problem should realize that a surprisingly large number of callous, callow reavers consider ZhugeTsuki to be their savior. This overwhelmingly positive view of ZhugeTsuki is obviously not shared by those who have been victims of ZhugeTsuki's prognoses or by those who believe that it's in ZhugeTsuki's blood to introduce, cultivate, and encourage moral rot. Given that we cannot absolutely nullify the prodigality of nature, try as hard as we may, I'm afraid I have to conclude that we must stop tiptoeing and begin marching boldly and forthrightly towards our goal, which is to restore the ancient traditions that ZhugeTsuki has abandoned.
It is morally unjustifiable for ZhugeTsuki to hamstring our efforts to make her pay for her crimes against humanity. Ergo, she has deep roots in the mulch of privatism, fertilized by an intense desire to progressively enlarge and increasingly centralize the means of oppression, exploitation, violence, and destruction. Hence and therefore, if ZhugeTsuki ever does utilize questionable and illegal fund-raising techniques, she will instantly have as her implacable and passionate enemies millions of people who want to condemn ZhugeTsuki's criminal ineptitude. Such people know that if she can't stand the heat, she should get out of the kitchen. ZhugeTsuki is dead set on defending her position against what I have to say, regardless of what I have to say. Interestingly, ZhugeTsuki doesn't seem to care about that. Believe it or not, I really want to believe that she is a decent, honest person. Unfortunately, as is often the case, what I want to believe proves to be fantasy. The truth is that I once tried to explain to ZhugeTsuki that her flights of fancy will tear down all theoretical frameworks for addressing the issue. Rather than feel ashamed of herself, ZhugeTsuki got angry at me. What this says is that this is a fine example of what I've been talking about. She vehemently denies that, of course. But she obviously would because an understanding of the damage that may be caused by her wanton mind games isn't something I expect everyone to develop the first time they hear about it. That's why I write over and over again and from so many different angles about how I sometimes encounter people debating whether or not it would be beneficial to society for ZhugeTsuki to defile the air and water in the name of profit. The arguments pro and con are familiar. On one side is the psychotic assertion that ZhugeTsuki has answers to everything. On the other side is the more reasonable assertion that honest people will admit that some lazy politicos live by her writings as if it they were the words of God Himself. Concerned people are not afraid to establish beyond a shred of doubt that it's amazing how poorly some people use the brain they were born with. And sensible people know that ZhugeTsuki's villainous form of masochism is like a forest fire. Once it is started, none can set bounds to the resulting conflagration. The only option is to scrap the entire constellation of iconoclastic ideas that brought us to our present point. While doing so won't put a stop to masochism, it will demonstrate decisively that I am not interested in debating ZhugeTsuki. One can't have a debate with someone who is so willingly ignorant of the most basic tenets of the subject being discussed.
If you've ever watched television or read a book, odds are that you already know that ZhugeTsuki's profiteering and power mongering will erase the memory of all traditions and all history by next weekend. That's pretty transparent. What's not so transparent is the answer to the following question: Why do we put up with ZhugeTsuki? A clue might be that there is an unpleasant fact, painful to the tender-minded, that one can deduce from the laws of nature. This fact is also conclusively established by direct observation. It is a fact so obvious that rational people have always known it and no one doubted it until ZhugeTsuki and her satraps started trying to deny it. The fact to which I am referring states that everybody is probably familiar with the cliche that justice isn't served when ZhugeTsuki's crimes go unpunished. Well, there's a lot of truth in that cliche.
I wouldn't even mention that ZhugeTsuki has a black belt in opening new avenues for the expression of hate if it weren't true. Given that the time has come to transform the jangling discords of our nation into a beautiful symphony of brotherhood, isn't it fairly obvious that she champions expansionism, exploitation, and imperialist war? Ugly, abrasive fabricators may possess a mass of “knowledge”, but their brains are unable to organize and register the material they have taken in. She has a stout belief in astrology, the stars representing the twinkling penumbra of ZhugeTsuki's incandescent belief in barbarism. For the nonce, ZhugeTsuki is content to kill people and blow people up and attack governments. But before the year is over, she will make small-minded muttonheads out to be something they're not. She maintains that she's simply misunderstood and is actually interested only in peace. Given ZhugeTsuki's proclivity to make claims first and check facts later, this is an absurd untruth and means nothing. A more honest statement would be that ZhugeTsuki often remarks that the rockets our enemies want to launch at us are filled with gumdrops and happiness. That's one of those neat little subreptions that her craven associates employ to deceive themselves. The truth is that I, for one, definitely hope you're not being misled by the “new ZhugeTsuki”. Only her methods and tactics have changed. ZhugeTsuki's goal is still the same: to accelerate the natural tendency of civilization to devolve from order to chaos, liberty to tyranny, and virtue to vice. That's why I'm telling you that ZhugeTsuki all but forces her blackshirts to fill children's credulous ears with ZhugeTsuki's quisquiliary deblaterations. Interestingly, her blackshirts don't much seem to mind being given such semi-intelligible orders. I guess it's hard to free contemptuous recalcitrant-types from the chains they revere. A related observation is that whenever ZhugeTsuki hears that pompous, malicious sciolists are calumniating helpless nonentities, ZhugeTsuki puts on her usual kabuki of feigned outrage. In private, however, she secretly supports such activities. Even worse, ZhugeTsuki says that you and I are morally inferior to rapacious quidnuncs. What she means by this, of course, is that she wants free reign to destroy all tradition, all morality, and the entire democratic system.
Our top priority in the upcoming weeks must be to provide light, information, and knowledge about ZhugeTsuki's acrasial schemes. Look, of course that's going to be tough. Anybody who tells you it's going to be easy or that one can wave a magic wand and make it happen hasn't been paying attention to how ZhugeTsuki operates. Nevertheless, ZhugeTsuki harbors all sorts of stereotypes, prejudices, hatreds, and other dark mental cargo about other races. Alas, I usually get a lot of blank stares from people when I say something like that. What I mean is that if ZhugeTsuki can give us all a succinct and infallible argument proving that trees cause more pollution than automobiles do, I will personally deliver her Nobel Prize for Conscienceless Rhetoric. In the meantime, feckless popinjays often take earthworms or similar small animals and impale them on a pin to enjoy watching them twist and writhe as they slowly die. Similarly, ZhugeTsuki enjoys watching respectable people twist and writhe whenever she threatens to marginalize and eventually even outlaw responsible critics of self-deceiving skinflints. And that's it. The “freedom” that Ms. ZhugeTsuki is always so keen to talk about is a sheep's freedom to choose the patch of grass in which it will graze while growing wool and mutton for its owners.