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Nawaz Sharif thanks the BJP for promoting Pakistan tourism

The Bhartiya Janta Party’s relentless campaign to send everyone who does not agree with them to Pakistan has revitalized the tourism industry in the country. No amount of marketing and advertisements had been able to do for Pakistan tourism what the BJP did.

Shedding more light, a gleeful Nawaz Sharif said, “When I first came to know that there had been a tremendous increase in the number of people visiting Pakistan, I was a bit surprised. Initially, I assumed America had send soldiers in bulk to take down another one of the terrorists. But when someone told me the actual reason, I could not be more grateful to the BJP.”

“BJP ordered that Modi critics should go to Pakistan, which led to all the Congress and Aam Aadmi Party supporters booking a one-way ticket to our country. However, Rahul Gandhi still preferred Thailand. With all the people protesting against the Modi government and returning awards, the influx of visitors is only expected to go up. Furthermore, the BJP also asked citizens who cannot live without beef to go to Pakistan. I had no idea that the BJP has such a big heart and that it will go to any lengths to promote tourism in Pakistan,” a grateful Nawaz Sharif revealed.

Online travel agencies such as MakeMyTrip have unearthed a lucrative business opportunity and are providing special deals to people willing to move to Pakistan. A number of travel start-ups have also sprouted keeping in mind the ever-increasing demand and future profitability in this field.

Citizens seemed quite annoyed at having their patriotism questioned every time their opinion did not match with the BJP’s. However, the BJP said that it was merely taking Mahatma Gandhi’s Quit India Movement forward by asking everyone who did not agree with them to go to Pakistan.

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