Perhaps this could help you? :)
Please give these TRY SAYING suggestions a try, we hope they help!
Dear Female Employees,
It’s come to our attention that women are really pissed off about a lot of things.
Obviously we want everyone to express themselves in the most authentic way possible. However, in the interest of keeping a cordial environment, we’ve compiled a list of alternative ways to get your point across.
| INSTEAD OF | TRY SAYING |
|---|
| No I don’t want a fucking massage | Oops, gotta run to a meeting|
| I’d rather quit than have a one-on-one with you | How bout I just shoot you an email?|
| I don’t give a fuck what you wear to bed | Thanks for that insight|
| Maybe I could be invited because I deserve it and not because you “need diversity” | I’ll be there! |
| That joke wasn’t funny the first 5 times | Hah, good one |
| What the fuck does this have to do with you being in an open relationship? | I did not know that |
| Comment on my skirt again motherfucker, I dare you | Thanks! |
| No I won’t be your fucking friend on Facebook | Oh I never check Facebook |
| Fuck no I won’t be staying here late with you | I’ll be working from home|
| Why don’t you mind your own fucking business? | Yep I’m seeing someone |
| I got your point 20 fucking minutes ago why the fuck are you still talking? | That’s an interesting perspective |