By all accounts I'm probably way older than you

I'm pushing 30, it's possible.

No, I wouldn't intentionally lick sweat

Ok we're done here lol. I would absolutely lick my partner's sweaty body, just like I would view eating someone's cleaned asshole out as a completely normal healthy thing to do.

I think we're just going to have to agree to disagree.

I think stupidity knows no gender.

Plenty of people do things like eat ass, etc with no health dangers, it can be safely done lol. The fact that you won't even lick someone's sweaty body is really weird to me. Like do you make your wife brush her teeth before you'll french kiss her?