Something about all of this just seems super fake. Sorry :( I don't habib it.

It feels like someones making complete and total exaggerations to try and whip up some kind of reddit shit show and reap drama karma.

I mean if you really got that much action, good for you! I hope you learned some fun things and had a great time. My dad always told me "You'd better make sure you work your way through the alphabet before you get married, because once you do its game over"

A, C, K, D, and E weren't hard, and i lucked out and got an X and Y, but this Z and Q business is proving to be quite troublesome.

Theres just something that's way too satisfying about how...haha get fucked dudeface, suck on that.. about this whole situation.