Women's equality only HINDERS MALE DOMINANCE. DO YOU WANT YOUR EX GIRL JENNY TO FUCKING WIN? DO YOU? She's laughing at you right now as I type. You're pathetic and you need to change
BUT THAT'S OKAY!
YOU CAN LEARN HOW TO BE YOUR DAD, or some shit. By letting me promote products that are way too specialized and expensive for anyone with high self esteem to consider purchasing, you'll reach manhood in no-time flat, you piece of shit!
THAT'S RIGHT, FUCK YOU
The first step in becoming a man, is realizing that you suck. Some will argue that being a man is simply a biological state, or knowing ones sexuality, or being a good person to others, and taking responsibility for your actions when times are tough - but how can you do that without - I dunno, fuckin' straight razors, and dressing like you're in a modern version of Madmen (shout out to /r/malefashionadvice).
YOU CAN'T, YOU NEED TO BUY SHIT
Being a real man takes money.
Being a money takes paper.
Paper is trees,
Trees are seeds
seeds are dumb
birds eat 'em
they shit on your face and then you fucking have a terrible day.
THE POINT IS DON'T LET NATURE FUCK YOU.
They have the money, and we need it to claim it. We need to take to the streets and beat this hell out of every piece of nature we encounter. A city wasn't built in a day, it took a whole bunch of dudes kicking the shit out of squirrels and Deer to get where we are. It's a privilege that we can still do this during the designated hunting months.
KEEP TRADITIONS ALIVE
Take your son to the park, throw him in the lake. He'll either survive, or won't. Thrive, or won't. Become CEO of a multinational corporation or lose your respect and probably become an Arts Major. It all starts there.
Keeping traditions alive is a way to tell if those beneath you are worthy of your company, as opposed to talking to people - which takes for fucking ever - just see how they set the table come dinner time. That'll tell you what sort of character they possess, and what blogs they've read about fork and knife placement. Watch them closely while they eat, taking notes on how many bites they take, and give them some constructive feedback at the end of the meal on how they can better improve their chewing, fork and knife, and table manner etiquette. It'll not only make you look good, it will make them look bad, which in turn make you look even better!
BE AN ASSHOLE
You're probably already on your way to that, let's be honest, but you need to really own it. If you're not prone to asshole-ish thoughts, read what [the greatest minds of our generation](reddit.com/r/theredpill) are talkin' about. Those kids know what's up!
REMEMBER: ONLY COMPLAIN IF IT DIRECTLY EFFECTS YOU
In short, tell people what's on your mind, barring any sympathy and compassion. Nobody needs to hear some SJW bullshit, we get that enough at church or from ex-girlfriends who betrayed us. We can all band together and make this world a Man's world because it's totally not yet; We still haven't killed everything.