Finally!!! I can finally put a nice looking rainbow vomit skin on my favorite wood armor!!!

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little vault dweller? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in VTU, and I've been involved in numerous Nuclear Winter matches on Morgantown, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in radiation warfare and I have the highest rolled TSE handmade in the entire Enclave armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Scorched Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of insurgents across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Nuclear storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your character. You're fucking dead, kid. I can fast travel anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my unarmed hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Brotherhood of Steels Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Appalachia, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the caps, you goddamn idiot. I will pop nuka cola all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

/r/fo76 Thread Parent