As someone who lived in Dorado Beach for 6 years and just moved back, this is so on point. I moved there to get fat, but the amount of people worth $100s of millions who are moving there now I’ll never understand. Some people can make living 6 months on the island a year feel like vacation, but it wears on you after a couple of years. But to each his own. Many people extremely happy, others whose marriages were falling apart over it, and then many others that came and left even faster than I did.

That being said, I lived in the nicest neighborhood in PR where the average home price is probably $6mm+, I wore Amazon basics shorts, T-shirt’s and rainbows pretty much every day. I feel like everyone else was in the same boat. I’ve never even heard of the brand you’re talking about buying so I doubt it’ll be much of a flex in PR to get girls. Probably more likely to get you robbed or carjacked tho ;)