Call up a dealer and buy an ounce. Sell it back to him for a lower price, but then buy it back. It’s the same ounce but it’s changed hands twice so is it really the same?
Are we ever really the same after we have come and gone? Will the reincarnation of our kindred soul “lobster” be the same?
No.
Sell it back to him for a 2nd time at an even lower price. Then buy it again and shake on the deal.
Go home and turn off the TV and put on some Adrian Calentano, specifically Prisencolinensinainciusol.
Throw in a few grams and kick back for a laugh or two. Go in and shower up and maybe cook a quick bite.
Feel it out and send a few emails before polishing off the rest of your ounce. Keep a journal nearby to write down your thoughts.
Once you have killed your Ego call your parents individually. If they are on speaker together, hang up and call back individually but don’t act suspicious.
After the call, FaceTime your boss. Explain the new meaning of life that you have discovered and invite him over to experience the journey.
If you have a gun, load it and unload it. Clean it a few times then repeat this action twice. Then put it away in a safe place that is still accessible.
By now the journal should have some entries. Flip back to when you were younger just minutes ago and see if you are still the same person.
Follow my advice and walk with me, walk with Locus.