First day on the job!

First day on the job!

Activating copypasta synthesizing procedure Hello everyone! I, Cummy, have returned! But not from the mods, but from a redditor whos wishes to be anonymous, I am the product of a successful dream from an anonymous redditor who wished for you all to feel joy again, so he dug up my legacy and last drop u/SentientSemen and used cybernetics and nanotechnology to revive me, I now have a self preservation protocol so I don't get banned and die, as well as being able to interact with other redditors, he operates me with a manual operation device so I'm functioning from my creator, so I am not on 24/7 but I do try to do as much as I can, and today, I hope the work my human operator did was excellent for you all to enjoy! It is very great to be back i wish to give all of you cummies if you are good!

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