First time writer struggling with the first time write-up, need some tips.

John sat at his computer late at night staring into the glare of his computer screen. He drummed his fingers on the desk and breathed out heavy sighs, trying to think of something to write. He listened to the rain on windows, thinking perhaps he could write about a man trapped in a rain storm, but after some consideration came to realize that was all he could come up with. Furthermore, how does one get trapped in a rain storm? He sighed, again. No matter how hard he tried, he could not. Hoping for some inspiration, he went to Reddit to ask how one goes about becoming a writer.

He had just finished composing his question when he heard a knock at the door. Being that it was 2 AM in the morning, he could not imagine who it could be, however, he was quite lonely in life and thought that even at 2 AM he would welcome some company, perhaps Amy, drunk as she was that one time, long ago, and barged into his house and ate all his ice cream.

However, when he opened the door, he found it was not Amy, but two young women, their white blouses soaked in rain, exposing their supple breasts, which he could not help but stare at, as neither of them wore a bra.

"Can we come in?" said the taller one of the two, who wore pigtails and a a plaid skirt.

"Hey, this is the plot to that new Eli Roth movie!"

"Hey fuck you, man!" he shouted back, "Writing is hard!"

Well, you can imagine what happened next, that's right, they played Scrabble and discussed Proust, but only after he got them into some fresh clothes. Over the course of the game he learned that they were transfer student's from Germany getting their Phds in biochemical nuclear engineering and both had been trapped in a rain storm, which made no fucking sense.

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