the pirate crew made their way to the place that the map said to go and above the ground they were not underground yet there were six guardians of the underground temple fortress entrance; metrosexual obama, furry hitler, dig' em the honey smacks frog (i thought of this one because i just ate a bowel of honey smacks i am not copying family guy okay i fucking hate seth macfarlane he's a fucking faggot none of his jokes are funny and his tendency to incorporate his fucking stupid beliefs and opinions and politics into his cartoons is cringeworthy i hope he fucking gets trampled to death by an elephant), sailor moon, mick jagger & giga nigga. to clear things up metrosexual obama is not actually obama he's a clone of obama made by john mccain during the 2008 presidential race in an attempt to portray his opponent obama as effeminate so he john mccain get more votes. to clear things up furry hitler is not hitler he was hitler's friendly rival when they went to germany school to learn how to become genocidal maniacs until hitler dropped out and smoked weed which kickstarted his career as fuhrer faster than the other people who graduated at school would've could been. aslo he is not a sweaety neckbeard in a animal suit he is actually my sonic OC and he is an coyote so he is actual animal not faggot. to clear things up the other 4 guardians are the normal versions of themselves except mick jagger was fused with captain falcon during the civil war.

"HALT" said metrosexual obama with a slight lisp but also his voice was really deep like the normal obama's and he was wearing a stylish suit of armor so he was a knight too and he had one of those big axe/spear things i think they're called halbreds. "state your business or be slain where you stand" and the other guardians motioned forward a little bit. "we are here to speak to m'lady pao" said jack as he put on a really cool fedora and tipped it. "oh okay go ahead" said metrosexual obama who was awestruck by the captain's aesthetic. and then jack went down there into the fortress as he stared down his old rival furry hitler and the others tried to follow but giga nigga blocked the entrance.

"god fucking damn it what do we do now it's boring as all fuck up here and i ran out of chicken nuggets" said wendy as she was holding back tears because she was sure her love was going to get shadowbanned.