I fixed the defence budget bois!

Please do, Heidelberg is just a massive sinkhole for money and mental power and all those suppressed rape charges get harder and harder to keep out of the public interest :D

Jokes aside, wtf are you even doing there tho. All the _very worst_/best human interest stories about Bundeswehr duty rotation i hear involve americans stationed at Heidelberg. It's more of an ongoing frat party and less a military installation from what i can tell from the outside :D

You btw also still hold one of germanies former prime alpean rich people vacation spots as a 'recreational base'.

Seems like most all you do around here is partying. Most you could do is offer invading forces a brew and a questionably underage college girl passed out on the couch :D

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