Flirtaceous Period

the fossils fuels or crude oil, is derived from trees, plants, dinosaurs and wicked men that got buried suddenly during noahs flood. see youtube to see the ark.

the plants and animals and humans had to buried immediately for fossil fuels . if a animal dies from hunting or old age it gets decay , then the bones sit out in the sun and eventually they erode to powder and the wind blows all the evidence away.

but oil is derived from pressure and a sudden covering of plants and living things like throwing all your trash and food and grass clippings in a plastic bin and covering it. it first gets smelly then it decomposes slowly to oil if you have weight on top, which would be mud and sand and large amounts of earth compressing the death.

the vast amount of oil we have in the ground is evidence of a world wide catastrophe , everything covered suddenly, and dinosaur fossils that have been found show signs of water run off around the carcass. this is why scientists say meteors splashed the ocean and like a belly flop sprayed the dinosaurs and they all died .

this is more logical then the Biblical world wide flood because God is not welcome in their thoughts so they do not wish to entertain one second of the evidence for a world wide flood. also clam fossils found on mountain tops, tons of them with shell closed stacked high shows a sudden death for clams open up when they die normally.

the evidence is there, plus we do not have any artifacts or findings of man before 5000 BC, why not if this is a billion year old earth. young earth fits with the Bible.

the big bang has a lot of explaining . we are told gases, space dust collided after millions of years in space causing the big bang and then you know the rest of the story but where did the setting come from? outer space , how did it get there? where did the gasses come from? where did all the stuff come from that started the big bang?

you will be comforted to know the smartest athiest, dawkins, said maybe aliens started the big bang. this throws the curtain open on the smugness of the wizard of oz pontificating and poppy cock is to deceive the masses into a lie.

also look at all the animals today. picture a chart of all the animals of the world. now focus on the ape. and then have his hair fall off, walking up right, smooth skin.

now ask yourself ' if upright and smooth skin and small jaw is evolution to a higher form, then where are the half ape half man creatures walking around? why are the animals not evolving to a upright form, any of them , like we are told is the highest form to date.

google ape man frauds' to see you have been lied to about the fossils too. in fact, there are no fossil changing from one species to another in the fossil record.

you have been lied to, its a satanic agenda to keep you from the truth of Jesus.

now youtube 'remains of sodom' for more artifacts from Bible stories.

God destroyed the world in the flood because all men became evil except noah and his family. satanism was on the rise back then and His heart was grieved that He made man so He cleansed the world from sin.

after this GOd gave man the Jewish law to show He hates sin, yes immoral cities where wiped out due to baby being offered in the fire to molech or other cities in gross sexual sodomy. God hates sin but then at the right time Jesus, God the SOn, came to earth to pay for your sins.

out of love God offered His life for you to pay for all your sins then He arose from the grave. anyone who repents from sins and turns to Jesus be saved from hell, which was made for the devil and his fallen angels that rebelled against God.

dont follow the devil there. he wants you to rebel and believe the lie. take the free gift from God. tell GOd now , 'I take your love gift freely given. I believe Jesus died on the cross for my sins and my sins are all washed away. lead me in your strength that i will not be tripped up in sinful traps. In Jesus name . Amen.

if you believe in Jesus and repent from your sins you are now on your way to heaven instead of hell. read the King James Bible everyday. find a good church for right now if you turn to Jesus the devil will try to trip you up and fall for more lies.

https://www.biblegateway.com/audio/mclean/kjv/Gal.4.4-Gal.4.5

conservative baptists and calvary chapel are good places to start looking.

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