The FloodShark - Lightning Strike SharkBite [electronic/classical] the sounds and horrors of the oncoming storm - from my latest LP, Let Loose the Floodgates

Checking that first track, sounds like a bunch of "noodling around" on the melody keyboard instrument. Just seems to go nowhere. It's like, oh he's playing that note, what's going to be next.. let me guess, he'll either go up, or down, from there. Noodle around for a bit and back to who knows what else. A lot of "noodling around" with the what's going on with the melody notes, sorta like a Grateful Dead concert. Did you notice those guys only had 1 mainstream hit. And in that one, they had to not "noodle around" as much.

Was that a "santa jingle bell" thrown in there once in a while?

Then I notice you throw in a lightning strike once in a while.

How come it's on youtube but for video it's only a still image? You don't put craftsmanship into the product instead? I notice a bunch of more tracks after this first one. Might be a good idea to quit piling more of the marginal "noodling around" audio tracks and maybe do a video for at least one. You get success from "quality", not "quantity". lol.

What do you mean by "flood shark"? Was it like in that gifv from yesterday where the kid was battling a shark in the living room?

And then checking your posting history, you do these write-ups about your product. All excited about it, "step right up!". Enjoy the carnival ride!! But when you go to press play, it doesn't match your "hype". Perhaps have the "product" match your "hype", or shut the fuck up about it. lol

How come when you check your posting history, any time you try to plug your marginal music, nobody ever comments, going, hey this shit rocks. Perhaps it's because it sorta sucks instead. ROFL.

You're welcome for me being the only one, out of the 7,000,000,000 people on earth, to have commented, for the first time, on one of your plug attempt posts. How come nobody else of the 6,999,999,999 others, not one has said, hey, your "floodshark", crap, "rocks"? And it's only me that takes the time of day to let you know that it blows instead of what you think. LOL.

ok, so your shit sucks and might wanna put some craftsmanship into the product, instead of churning out more on top of the pile of marginal droning rubbish. Droning: "make a continuous low humming sound". Yeah, that's what it sounds like when you skip to wherever with any of the other tracks. That, and "noodling around", for melody notes. LOL. You think you're making "movie music", is that what it is?

When you try to describe it, you go, "hey my shit rocks, check it out!" But when they do, they get let-down pretty quick, how it's depressing garbage. LOL. Might wanna tweak something here because the other 6,999,999,999 ignoring you for a year now, is a big hint, lettin you know it ain't rockin like you say it does.

Something needs to get fixed with your shit. Your thrilling, flashy talk, don't match your bullshit walk. So perhaps if you want success, shut the fuck up, and fix your shit. LOL. To continue the same fruitless shit you been doing for the past year will continue to go nowhere in the future.

Best of luck to ya with continuing the same epic failing course of action. Churn out bad sounding music that's "bleh" and then spend more time with the creative writing description which doesn't match the boring, downer music. Really workin' out for ya that angle.

Maybe you could use it in a movie where they shoot themselves at the end. Something like "The Room (2003)". The lackluster audio would match the terrible acting and poor script writing. Some slipshod shit like that, this substandard music would be a good movie soundtrack for. Otherwise, who's gonna sit there listening to this dull crap, other than you? It's evident, it's only you who's into your shit. So, shut the fuck up, and fix it instead, you dumbass.

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