Floridawoman superglues her eye shut

Seriously man. If your health is on the line just move to California. As long as you plan on staying here (which is the ONLY test of residency) they will help you. We have really good benefits here because the state actually spends money to augment medicaid into Medi-Cal. You'll get approved in a few days and you'll probably be able to see a doctor within 2 weeks. You can even get free emergency money that you never have to pay back to help you get along the same day if you're in dire straights.

Fuck your state. Just get here and you'll get emergency money for paying rent, some state aid for food, free doctor, and medicine. If you get here and intend to stay here but have no documents to prove you live here the only proof you'll need to prove residency is to sign an affidavit stating that you seriously intend to stay here.

California residence is a requirement for the Medi-Cal Program. This applies to all applicants, regardless of their level of benefits, immigration or citizenship status. This is a condition of eligibility. California residence requirements are met when the applicant:

• Is physically present and is living in California with the intent to remain permanently, or for an indefinite period; or,

• The applicant has entered California with a job commitment or to seek employment, whether or not currently employed, and Provides acceptable verification of California residency.

At the end of this document (linked at the end of this post) is a list of documents you can submit to prove you live here, and if you have no documents you can simply sign an affidavit stating that you plan to stay here.

http://healthconsumer.org/cs037Residency.pdf

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