For the grocery line romance

[–]TheTreelo 59 points 3 hours ago  Reference for anyone wondering permalinksavereportgive goldreply

formatting helpreddiquette save [–]AdmiralShark 21 points 2 hours ago  Wow. I don't even know how to react. I'm going to go get a beer and think about things. permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]fubuvsfitch 7 points an hour ago  We should smoke about it. permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]mockinurcouth 1 point 12 minutes ago  The correct reaction is to get off reddit and not give a fuck about it. permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]rdh_05 12 points 2 hours ago  God, I read 6 months when I saw it earlier today. permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]TheHereticMime 1 point 12 minutes ago  Me too :/ Much less romantic now, huh. permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]GotMittens 9 points an hour ago  Oh god... permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]TAU_equals_2PI 5 points 57 minutes ago  He has been dating her for 6 hours. And he spent half of that time typing out the text for that meme. permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]GussyH 2 points 19 minutes ago  If he had just said "Now I've got a date with her" no one would have given him any shit. permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]Paladin4Life 1 point 3 minutes ago  Or even the slightest change: "we've been on a date for the past 6 hours." permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]feralcatromance 2 points an hour ago  It was a repost if you looked a little further too. So everyone is making of the wrong OP. permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]IamaspyAMNothing 1 point 5 minutes ago  I thought it was a matter of time before this post would get reposted to /r/cringepics permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]DocJawbone 1 point 3 minutes ago  I was wondering, thank you. permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]Drassielle 69 points 4 hours ago  Oh goodness. When did overly attached boyfriend become a thing? permalinksavereportgive goldreply [–]COMPUTER_FREAK 23 points 3 hours ago  He has existted on /r/gaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy for a while. permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]Nowin 17 points an hour ago  That sub has a super gay name. permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]YouCantHaveAHorse 0 points 58 minutes ago  The gays. permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]Amazinglagann 1 point 10 minutes ago  Wow, that sub doesn't even try to hide the fact that it's /r/TumblrInAction's worst nightmare. permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]TheHereticMime 2 points 7 minutes ago  Tell me about this sub permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]delicious_grownups 4 points 1 hour ago  Like very briefly 3 years ago permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]Yanksox 0 points 3 hours ago  It's like he's staring into my soul. permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]NyanDerp 25 points 3 hours ago  Holy crap, he looks just like Overly Attached Girlfriend. permalinksavereportgive goldreply [–]valeriekeefe 3 points 5 minutes ago  Estrogen: It does a body good. permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]pleen -1 points 43 minutes ago  Which is weird for me as I have a creepy old man crush on OAG that I'm glad I keep in my head and never mention, not even on the Internet. [7] permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]joshman5000 2 points 16 minutes ago  She has some creepy yet pretty eyes permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]-ZOU- 22 points 4 hours ago  This kid is going to be the first kid to go from falling in love to suicidal depression faster than a lord of the rings on cable tv marathon permalinksavereportgive goldreply [–]th1341 3 points 31 minutes ago  Right! I feel bad for him permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]wheels29 5 points 40 minutes ago  So, he deleted his profile. I think it's safe to say that he realized how badly he fucked up. permalinksavereportgive goldreply [–]losian 12 points 45 minutes ago  Today on reddit: "I'm excited about a pleasant happenstance that resulted in an unexpected connection!" "FUCK YOU! YOU'RE A STUPID OPTIMISTIC, SOCIALLY AWKWARD, CLINGY BOYFRIEND DWEEB." Way to bring it full circle, guys. Is there some reason there's so many dickish and cynical posts about it? permalinksavereportgive goldreply [–]That_Unknown_Guy 6 points 18 minutes ago  Im not sure cynical is the right word here. I really hate how cynics get a bad wrap permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]That_Unknown_Guy 3 points 17 minutes ago  Reddit goes from the circle jerk straight to the anti circlejerk. Opinions away from the extremes are often not upvoted very much because people dont feel strongly about them to vote. Tis the nature of voting. permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]Barely_adequate 3 points 32 minutes ago  Because relationships dont normally start because you have the same ringtone. In fact they never start that way. permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]jonosvision 0 points 20 minutes ago  Um, because this is AdviceAnimals? What the fuck did you expect? And also, reddit just isn't 20 guys sitting in a room, it's a lot of different people who will upvote different things. permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]KodyBurns 3 points 19 minutes ago  Jesus everybody is giving this dude a hard time but if the original OP of that success kid meme had just said "She's my girlfriend now" instead of "We've been together for 6 hours", you all wouldn't be ripping on this poor guy so badly. He chose his words poorly. And Reddit, as it is one to do, blows it out of proportion tenfold. permalinksavereportgive goldreply [–]wremily 7 points 1 hour ago  Classic Schmosby permalinksavereportgive goldreply [–]vizious29 1 point 1 hour ago  link to original story? permalinksavereportgive goldreply [–]TAU_equals_2PI 5 points 3 hours ago  6 hours in line? Ahhhh, weekend shopping at Costco. permalinksavereportgive goldreply [–]TankywonkA 1 point 2 hours ago  At first, I actually felt happy for the guy. Until I started seeing all this other memes about it, and yea I hope this guy sees them and doesn't end up fucking up his new relation. Haha permalinksavereportgive goldreply [–]Dtapped 1 point 50 minutes ago  Welp it could always go the way of a guy I knew. He saw a girl once, tattoed her name on his leg and told people they were getting married. He then traveled interstate to see her and she didn't show up. He still thought they were in a relationship months later. permalinksavereportgive goldreply [–]PartyWizard 1 point 44 minutes ago  http://imgur.com/hGDJ8XA permalinksavereportgive goldreply [–]more_issues 1 point 40 minutes ago  OP had snu snu permalinksavereportgive goldreply [–]Trampolice 1 point 30 minutes ago  He and OAG look alike. They should get together. Wonder what their kids would lool like. permalinksavereportgive goldreply [–]mockinurcouth 1 point 8 minutes ago  Wow 2metA4me. Who the hell makes this kind of shit? permalinksavereportgive goldreply [–]somescott 1 point 3 minutes ago  Wait what is this real? Is he related to overly attached girlfriend or something? permalinksavereportgive goldreply [–]Roid-Away 2 points 4 hours ago  But... Pokemon, man... permalinksavereportgive goldreply [–]noONElikesAredNeck 1 point 43 minutes ago  /r/punchablefaces permalinksavereportgive goldreply

I read the original post, still don't get what this one is about. Anyone?

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