I was actually talking to my dad about false rape charges. He was getting pretty worked up about the injustice of it all — and fair enough. But we settled on this:
If you are getting a false rape charge, you are likely fucking badly, or deescalating poorly. Your aftercare sucks.
Mmmmm...victim blaming, right? But look: I would submit that BP assholes are more likely to be victims of a false rape charge than our patron saint Chad Thundercock. Their shitty pipe-laying is a dangerous liability.
EXAMPLE ONE:
*Eugene is excited. Titania, the lip-ringed psychopath from his Gender Fluidity class, has agreed to go out with him. They have a fine old time eating kale and talking about injustice, and whattya know — Titania is ovulating. She enthusiastically consents to Eugene's meek sexual suggestions. She fucks him in the backseat of Eugene's mother's Prius. It is not spectacular.
But it's all a bit fast for Eugene. He needs time to clear his head. He tucks his cummy T-shirt into his corduroys and tells Titania that he needs to think about all this and what the next step in their relationship should be. Hurt, Titania freaks out, screams at him, and storms out of the Prius.*
EXAMPLE TWO:
*Titania pushes her face into the warm leather of Chad Thundercock's worn motorcycle jacket. She inhales deeply. He smells like raw freedom.
The vibrations from Chad's Harley have already made her cum — but she's not telling. She knows that there's a lot more where that came from.
"This is it," says Chad, as he pulls his bike up to the animal-skin-strewn cave where he cooks meth and practices guitar. "Get your ass in there."
Titania giggles and hops off the bike.
Chad rams Titania for six hours. Her orgasms are like exploding freight trains. They pass out. In the morning, Chad wakes Titania with a slap on the butt.
"I don't smell pancakes yet," he says, raising an eyebrow at Titania's groggy face.
"Asshole," giggles Titania. She hops out of bed and goes off to find a spatula.*
DISCUSSION: Which of these two individuals is more likely to be fighting a rape accusation in the near future?