Think of college as a place where:

You have a bunch of related and unrelated 3 month projects where you have to gain knowledge to make it happen.

You have to deal with team members, project sponsors (professors), and clients (professors).

You have deadlines.

You have to be to work on time.

You have to manage time and resources (money)

You have to manage relationships.

And you did all of the above for 4 years.

Good point bruh. Back in college I:

• Worked on this 2-month project to build this epic 3-story loop-de-loop mega beer bong for my frat house

• Learned how to be a great negotiator when raging bros came into our the house and tried to start fights

• Totally had to finish that 3-story beer bong just before homecoming for our house's epic yearly banger

• Showed up for dinner on time every day so the house cook could feed me

• Effectively managed five years of pledges and taught them how to deliver newspapers to our house by 6am and beer by 3pm

• Slammed at least 20 chicks off Tinder and managed to juggle 3 of these bitches at the same time, successfully convinced two of them to have a threesome, so you know I can get it done relationally

Bruh I am so ready for real life with my Business Communications degree. Bout to make stacks in the real world.