3. I forgot we had a Snoop booze drawer in our guest bathroom and my friends found ...

I forgot we had a Snoop booze drawer in our guest bathroom and my friends found it at our NYE party last night.

Again, narcissistic to think I want to connect with you when I have clearly stated that you are boring and seem to love that. Kudos.

You’re acting like visions of grandiosity are important in this world which to me they’re not. My worldview is more focused on helping more people in our limited time here, not doing things for personal gain or fame.

So if you do not think that doing things for the greater good and betterment of society is important then by definition you only help people in your immediate environment because it benefits you. Helping others so they help you is called reciprocation and it is pathetic and fake behavior. This is how you chose to live your life. I think you live a pathetic life and I would never aspire to be like you. Why can you not accept that?

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