Former President Jimmy Carter Just Made a Solar Farm to Power Half His City

Oh stop. What is your point? Is this supposed to be a Life Lesson for Democrats? Don't let anyone like Old Man Bernie Sanders run for President because he's got no charisma? Bernie Sanders ALONE shows that the Democratic Party is led by whack jobs who are out of tough with reality.

So PICK your Democrat for 2020. Who's the cutest? Elizabeth Warren is pretty cute and charismatic. Will she win? I dunno - she's a lady and men still don't like ladies in charge. What about Al Franken? He's kinda cute in a nerdy way and I'll bet he'll write some great jokes, and CNN LOVES its 8 second sound bites - Franken can supply those a'plenty. CNN would LOVE Al Franken. Then there's Sen. Schumer - SUPER smart, tons of experience, very good public speaker, and he has New York in-your-face charisma. Is that the kind of charisma you want, or are you looking for Middle America charisma, or Silicon Valley charisma, or Hollywood charisma? BE SPECIFIC, for darn's sake, because different regions are looking for different things.

Let's see, let's see, we need someone with a lot of charisma. Can we get Beyonce? Wait, wait, I have him - The Rock. He's adorable and a very nice guy - I know he could do as good a job as Trump and maybe even better.

All right - problem solved. The Rock, Dwayne Johnson in 2020. Oh, and he has a very normal name too - sounds like a white guy's name. Yay! Normal white guy name - none of this "Barack Obama" crap! None of that scary NY Jewish-sounding Franken or Schumer names. Oh yeah - the Rock's it. He went to college, he's been married to one woman forever, and he's Samoan and as far as I know, rednecks don't hate Samoans (but if Johnson runs they might find a reason to).

There. Perfect Hollywood candidate chosen according to your standards.

Wait, I have to see if Samoa has done anything horrible to the U.S., even though Johnson grew up in the States.

Samoa checks out - pretty peaceful and they send us tuna. Wait, have to check Johnson's middle name - it's Douglas. Oh yeah, that is such a safe, white guy's name. Dwayne Douglas Johnson. That is a name the South will love. I can see the campaign slogan now: "He's not black - he's American Samoan".

All right - problem solved. Another G-D Hollywood candidate for president in 2020. No experience needed. It will be just like pro wrestling and acting, except for wars and stuff where people actually die.

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