god i fucking love sticking a whole can of bush's best maple & cured bacon with specially cured bacon & a touch of maple syrup baked beans right into my rectum, it just feels to good to feel the cool metal can being inserted right into my colon it always just makes me wetter than a whole pineapple falling outa of my asshole sometimes i get a little frisky and i like to pop open the can while it is still in my ass, the feeling of the beans slowly squeezing out of my ass cheeks while the scream of my dying family in the basement fill the air once all the beans trickle out of my asshole i get a little kinky and tie my self up while a machine spoon feeds me my beans straight from my beanus i just wanna suck the life right out of michael stevens ear lobes feel his warm vsauce all over my steam rolled elbows as i pour a whole 128 oz can of bush's best maple and cured bacon with specially cured bacon and a touch of maple syrup baked beans all over his throbbing beaner wiener then once were done ill throw him in the basement with the rest of the "toys"