I mean ether while he sleeps for about 5 mins or so with a damp cloth so he won’t wake up screaming, any longer will cause permanent brain damage...... then turn on all the lights for the video, yes video, film that, plenty of rubbing alcohol, a needle, and a Johnson’s horn should do the trick. Really the rest of it should be mostly whatever. After you pop it make sure you turn off the camera. You’ve got a passed out boyfriend..... you know due to the ether, the next 2 hours or so are pretty much your call. Watch that rom-com with him drooling next to you? Sure. Use sharpie to apply permanent make up? Why not. Had that male anal play fantasy you’ve been meaning to bring up in casual conversation? ..... well sister those brain cells ain’t coming back and though generally frowned upon by decent society I’m not about to tell you how to live your life. Either way two things are certain: in the morning he will have a hole in his ear but his skin will be exfoliated and he’ll have a hell of a headache. Then post the popping video for sweet karma, really wouldn’t ever mention the other stuff.

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